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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Stallone teaches supermodel ‘rumpology’


Sylvester Stallone taught Kate Moss rumpology at the weekend.
The Rambo actor showed the British supermodel the art of bottom reading - a skill which allows the reader to predict a person’s future by looking at their rear - and allowed her to practice by peering at his wife Jennifer Flavin’s posterior.
Sylvester and Kate - who were both holidaying in Ibiza with British retail tycoon Sir Philip Green - also bonded over their shared love of singer Elvis Presley.
A source said: “I’ve never seen anybody get so animated over butts and Elvis as those two.”
Sylvester’s mother Jackie Stallone first perfected the art of rumpology, and Kate is keen to keep practising when she returns to Britain.
The source added to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “She can’t wait to get back home and read her boyfriend Jamie Hince’s cheeks. Although she doesn’t know how to broach the subject!”
The model is so thrilled with her newfound skill she has vowed to thank Sylvester by buying him a door from Elvis’ Graceland home for him to use at his new ?2.5million home in Lake Sherwood, California.
source: stuff.co.nz

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Hills "New Trailer" pure excitement

As if sensing our fatigue with its omnipresent marquee show, MTV has released a fresh, tear-stained trailer for The Hills designed to convince everyone that its premiere next month heralds a whole new thorny web of intrigue. And we're trying to feel excited, but we've been burned before: Last season devolved into boring retread conversations and anticlimactic three-word confrontations. So pardon our cynicism, but we're fairly sure this teaser — with its taupe love interests, melodramatic one-liners, and ruined mascara — is less a jumping-off point for awesomeness than a souped-up Cliffs Notes reel full of false hope. But to be sure, we ran the trailer through our internal Hills montage-defragging machine to try to interpret the actual path of these "plot twists" — watch for yourselves and see if you agree with our analysis.