(NEW CELEBRITY DIET!!!) LOOSE 100 POUNDS TODAY!!

Trying to lose weight? Want a diet plan that will shed those unwanted pounds quickly and easily? Then try . . .


Wonder Boy’s Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Ramen Noodle Diet

Guaranteed to turn you from flab-ulous to absolutely fabulous!

It’s simple and easy! Just follow these steps:


Drink all the coffee you can.
Preferably very strong, with lots of sugar and cream—you’re going to need the energy!
Caffeine is your friend!
When you’re not drinking coffee, drink Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi. Switch to the caffeine-free version after 8PM if caffeine keeps you awake.
Have one packet of Ramen Noodles (Oodles of Noodles, Cup O’ Noodles, or similar product) for lunch or dinner.
This is the only solid food you’re going to eat all day, so enjoy it.
Drinking alcohol is very important in this diet. Avoid beer—too many calories! (Plus you’ll be going to the bathroom a lot anyway because of all the coffee you’ve been drinking.)
Hard liquor is best—especially vodka—straight up or on the rocks. Drink enough to put you in a light stupor. It won’t take much to get you there. You’ll be buzzing’ right along and you’ll forget how hungry you are! Plus, you'll have no trouble sleeping!
Every time you feel hungry, smoke a cigarette. Full flavor is best, and unfiltered is even better.
You’re going to be really hungry, so buy ‘em by the carton.
You’re lungs are going to be black as charcoal briquets and you’ll wheeze when going up a flight of stairs, but think of how thin you’re going to be!
If you feel you must, take one Centrum or One-A-Day multivitamin every morning.
You wimp!
You might experience shakiness, dizziness, blurred vision, hallucinations, and lack of energy while on this diet. This is only because your body has this foolish notion it needs something called nutrition to function properly. Just ignore it. Mind over matter!


SEE HERE IS OUR FAB CELEBRITANT BEFORE THE DIET..










AND HERE IS SHE TWO WEEKS LATER, FAAAAAAAAAABULUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Newcomer of the year 2008: KARLIE KLOSS

Justin Timberlake looks like he stepped right out of one of his handsome Givenchy ads and onto the cover of this year's issue of Fashion Rocks. As one of this year's performers and a fashionable rocker himself, he's a perfect fit for the magazine. Of course, it wouldn't be a JT interview without that ego, this time taking credit (or perhaps the blame?) away from Ashton for launching the trucker hat fad. He said,

"It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before . . . Trace [his best friend] and I were wearing them when we were seventeen."

Not sure that's something to be proud of, just saying. Whoever started it, hopefully Justin leaves that particular accessory at home when he takes the stage at this year's live event in early September.

Matt Damon tries to sweat it off

MATT DAMON is taking the summer off to lose weight.

The Bourne star, who piled on 30lbs for his latest film The Informant, is spending six weeks working out before playing a soldier in war drama Green Zone, which starts filming in September.

“If you put it on, it's easier to get it back off,” he says.

“I'm just boxing. I figure if you get hit enough times, it will fall off.”

The actor, who was voted Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine, also joked “Now I'm the Sexiest Man Alive's chunky cousin.”

After the Green Zone, the A-lister will take the rest of the year off to spend time at home. Wife LUCIANA is expecting her third child, and Matt’s second, in the next few weeks so told USA Today that he wants to ‘hang out with my family.’

Matt will also use the time to promote his new charity, the One X One Foundation, which aims to improve the lives of children around the world.

“I have to make calls,” he explains. “SHERYL CROW is going to play at one of our events.

“It's the easiest call in the world to make. I just tell what the charity is about, and everyone wants to do everything they can.”

Filling Kate Moss steps

Those ankle boots Kate Moss has been wearing everywhere? They're Marc by Marc Jacobs

Back to the future....

Then: Club kids like Heatherette designer Richie Rich, tranny pinup Amanda Lepore and Tunnel promoter-turned-murderer Michael Alig were ’90s counterculture kingpins. Ecstasy-fueled raves lit up NYC’s underground with the brilliance of a million glowsticks.

Now: Michael Alig (inspiration for the 2003 movie Party Monster) is up for parole this week and yearning to retake the limelight—if not the club Limelight, which closed in ’02. Richie Rich has been approached to design costumes for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour. Amanda is a spokesmodel for MAC and CAMP cosmetics. And in homage to them all, MisShapes DJ Greg Krelenstein has teamed up with writer Leslie Arfin to launch Loser, a Thursday-night party at Bowery Electric featuring music from ’90s bands like Hole and the Smashing Pumpkins. So why are New Yorkers hungry for last decade’s scene? “Musically, there’s nothing besides Amy Winehouse that feels inspiring now,” Greg tells PSM, “so people are going back to what they know they love.”

Mary Rambin's Fahion Faux Pas

Handbag designer Mary Rambin may have reality show aspirations, but she’s not so hot on pop culture. When asked on Fuse TV what impact Pete Doherty has had on contemporary style, the alleged “fashion expert” and frequent target of gossip site Gawker failed to mention his affair with Kate Moss, his campaign for Cavalli, or his influence on Hedi Slimane and Dior. Instead, she stopped for a moment and then blurted, “Who the f--k is Pete Doherty?” That’s OK, Mary—we’re sure Pete doesn’t know who you are, either

Karolinas disappearing belly button

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova took heat on the ­Brazilian runways this month for her ­bombshell body. But although her hips and thighs got criticized by the local press, that’s reportedly not the problem for art directors—her belly button is. “Karolina’s body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual,” says a catalog source. “It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them onto her whenever she’s doing a bikini picture.” The stunner, who co-stars with Sienna Miller in next summer’s G.I. Joe movie, could not be reached for comment.

SS 09 BUZZ

We brink on August. And here we go again. The inbox at MDC is getting clogged with all those in-coming new beauties all being glossed to walk that fine line forged by the likes of Daria or her long lost contemporary Elise Crombez . The dream line? A Marc Jacobs here, an Anna Sui there, maybe even the Calvin. Then she gets to Milan. she opens Prada. All the editors see the sensational new beauty and presto. Add water and we have an instant star. Or so the mythology runs.
Roughly a year ago I outlined in a post titled "Can NY Get Its Groove Back?" all the reason why New York City had lost its market leadership in the new model sweepstakes. To recap: timid casting directors and even more uninspired clients who book one season behind every other city AND a visa blockade that lumps models in the same category as computer engineers (Oh the irony), ensuring they certainly don't end up in NY in their first season.
The interesting thing is we face a SS09 with a good 10 FW 08 breakout stars set to walk for their first major season in NY. Think Iris and Amanda Laine at Supreme, Natalia Chabanenko at Women and Anna S from Silent. You could almost cast a whole show from their ranks as that mob represents campaign faces and cover girls as well as editorial must-haves. Now process the fact that Amanda and Iris did every NY casting imaginable but were found wanting by most of this city's showrooms. Will history repeat itself? It wouldn't be history if it didn't.
By way of full disclosure I should say 5 of MDC's Top 10 NY Newcomers slots are already clinched. The really brilliant agents of the business have deduced that the stakes have been raised and to compete, a girl has to enter the September market with as much advance ammunition as can be secretly stockpiled. The perfect case in point? Pernille at IMG whose "walk" video MDC premiered on MDX . That girl's path has been so beautifully laid I do not doubt that one of the earliest Top 10 Newcomer SS 09 slot will go to her. Unless NY designers suddenly become abruptly directional, it is going to be brutally difficult to get those other first season girls on the map. Any agent who thinks the game starts in August will find themselves behind the cycles already pre-plotted at IMG, Women, Supreme, Elite (which is really good with that Calvin show) and Next.
The great outside hope for the NY shows to produce a star is most distinctly the Calvin Klein. Through Irina K to Karlie Kloss, Toni Garrn and Ali Stephens, that is the one show exclusive that has come to gain value for the future of a new model's career. The hawk eyed crew at Calvin are very aware of this. Politically what Prada and a Prada slot means for Milan, Calvin carries that career weight in NY . Their prime girls have been marked off. Mysterious beauties are being whisked in and out of the showroom with cloaks over their heads and every good manger has the challenge of balancing that very Calvin booking against the uncompromising demands for exclusivity that will be traded by the Prada showroom. But how do you deduce which girl is better for Calvin and which for Prada? Unlike the Prada, the tastes at Calvin have been shifting back and forth . Is it a Karl Templar vision (uber blonde works for that) or should we be reading Camilla Nickerson's editorial tea leaves for clues? The choice, for instance of Suvi for Calvin FW 09 makes total sense when you measure how much Ms Nickerson loves working with her. I feel a little sorry for those NY agencies who are completely counting on one European show to build the career of their girls on. The verdict can only come in by late September , which means for those girls who get the thumbs down, SS09 will be over for them. It's going to be a game of wise choices against a booby-trapped chess-board and TI is already pulling up his front row seat to watch the explosions. The games have begun.
@wayne

Brazilian For Dior Homme

Here are new images from the Dior Homme fall campaign with Southern Brazilian Gabriel Heckler.

Printemps by David Sims (Gorgeous Catherina McNeil)

Beautiful Natasha and Joseph

David Sims shoots beautiful black and whites of Natasha Poly and Joseph Culp for Tse Fall/Winter 2008.

Keira wins the booby prize

POUTY princess KEIRA KNIGHTLEY will impress a host of female fans - after refusing to have her boobs digitally enhanced for her new movie.
The Pirates of the Caribbean beauty is determined her cleavage will not be tampered with on publicity shots for upcoming flick The Duchess.

Hollywood bosses wanted to boost her assets, but the super slim actress put her foot down.

An insider said: "She has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state. She is proud of her body and doesn't want it altered."

This is not the first time flat-chested Keira has drawn attention to her bosom.

Last year, she confessed to GMTV: "I would love to have t*ts!"

She also said she craved a pair like Italian actress MONICA BELLUCI, who starred in MEL GIBSON movie The Passion of the Christ.

The Hills "New Trailer" pure excitement

As if sensing our fatigue with its omnipresent marquee show, MTV has released a fresh, tear-stained trailer for The Hills designed to convince everyone that its premiere next month heralds a whole new thorny web of intrigue. And we're trying to feel excited, but we've been burned before: Last season devolved into boring retread conversations and anticlimactic three-word confrontations. So pardon our cynicism, but we're fairly sure this teaser — with its taupe love interests, melodramatic one-liners, and ruined mascara — is less a jumping-off point for awesomeness than a souped-up Cliffs Notes reel full of false hope. But to be sure, we ran the trailer through our internal Hills montage-defragging machine to try to interpret the actual path of these "plot twists" — watch for yourselves and see if you agree with our analysis.

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Wasting No Time Making Friends

Though Nina Garcia serves as editor at large at Elle through season five of “Project Runway,” it seems she’s already getting a head start on her fashion director duties at Marie Claire. Her new gig officially begins Sept. 2, but sources close to the magazine say Garcia has already moved into her office, the former digs of Tracy Taylor, who was dismissed in May to make way for Garcia. The “Project Runway” judge also is said to be conducting “run-throughs” for fashion shoots for the January issue. Sources said Garcia’s requests for high-end designer wares to be featured in fashion spreads can at times be at odds with Marie Claire’s more mass-market sensibilities.

A spokeswoman for Marie Claire said, “Nina is on contract with Elle that prohibits her from working for Marie Claire before Sept. 1. She has been in the office only to work out her travel schedule for the European fashion shows this fall.”

Alana Zimmer for German Vogue, August 2008